Mark Twain Quote Sticker

Celebrate the wit and wisdom of Mark Twain with our delightful collection of quote stickers. This downloadable and printable set features a selection of Twain's most famous and insightful quotes, capturing the humor and brilliance of the legendary author. Perfect for personalizing your journals, planners, or any creative space, these stickers are designed to inspire and entertain anyone who appreciates Twain's timeless observations.

Our Mark Twain Quote Stickers are elegantly crafted with a blend of classic and playful typography, ensuring each quote stands out beautifully. Whether you're a literature enthusiast, a lover of humor, or someone who admires Twain's sharp wit, these stickers will add a touch of sophistication and amusement to your daily life. Simply download, print on your preferred material, and adorn your space with the timeless words of Mark Twain.

Quotes in Mark Twain Sticker Pack:

1. The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.
2. The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.
3. I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
4. If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.
5. Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
6. Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
7. There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
8. Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
9. Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
10. Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
11. It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
12. I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won't.
13. There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
14. Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
15. All right, then, I'll go to hell.
16. Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
17. The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
18. If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
19. I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
20. Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
21. A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
22. Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
23. Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
24. April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
25. Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.
26. I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
27. To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
28. When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
29. Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
30. Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
31. Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
32. I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
33. It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
34. After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.
35. The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
36. Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
37. The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
38. When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
39. Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
40. But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
41. Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.
42. Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
43. Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
44. Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
45. What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.
46. Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
47. There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.
48. Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
49. Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
50. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
51. You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
52. If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
53. Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
54. Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
55. Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
56. The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
57. I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
58. It is not the size of the dog in the fight that counts, but the fight in the dog that wins.
59. Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
60. The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
61. Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
62. The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
63. The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
64. All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
65. The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
66. History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
67. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
68. Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
69. Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
70. Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
71. It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.
72. Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).
73. The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
74. Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
75. Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
76. ′Classic′ - a book which people praise and don't read.
77. I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
78. The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
79. A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
80. Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
81. Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.
82. Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
83. In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
84. Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
85. Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
86. Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
87. I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
88. God created war so that Americans would learn geography.
89. I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.
90. It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt
91. It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
92. Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
93. Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
94. My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
95. Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
96. It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.